America's fittest couple

Love + Fitness = Happiness

Cooler, Our Adopted Son

America’s Fittest Couple implements many “toys” at the Homestead.  The primary one is a cooler.

 

Cooler travels with us wherever we go.

 

The cooler has come to assume a central role in the life of AFC, and this is not by chance.  Whenever the Couple has plans to leave the Homestead, the organic food is packed – with a hearty supplement of ice – into the cooler.  It’s only in this way that AFC can leave the Homestead with peace of mind, knowing their healthy food is an arm-reach away.

 

Jon was traveling alone on business this past week, and adopted "Hercules," a young man with much cooling potential.

Jon was traveling alone on business this past week, and adopted "Hercules," a young man with much cooling potential.

 

The cooler has become somewhat of an orphan child that the Couple adopted.  He knows his place in the family, fulfills his duties, provides much gratitude to his parents, is always polite and accommodating, and never speaks out of turn.  What more could you ask for in a young man?

 

 

 

 

 

If you want to be fit, you need to be prepared.  To be prepared, you need to have healthy food on hand.  To have healthy food on hand, you need to have a cooler.  Which leads us to deductively reason:  if you want to be fit, you need to have a cooler. 

 

Don't "test your willpower."  Have a cooler in the car at all times.

Don't "test your willpower."  Have a cooler in the car at all times.

 

And mind you, “healthy” food also means safe food -- and this is why the cooler is so important, as it prevents the growth of bacteria and other food-born illnesses.

 

 

 

 

 

Once you get a cooler, your life will immediately change for the better.  And if it doesn’t, please send your neglected cooler to the Homestead -- AFC will be sure to provide it with much love and affection.  As the Couple does to all its children.

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